Friday, February 20, 2009

I. Love. My. Job.

So, we are doing a fruit fly lab in Biology AP. Currently the students are using ether (prounounced EEE-thur) to temporarily render their flies unconscious and count the virgin offspring. Two of my students wrote this song:


“Etherizer”
to the tune of “Womanizer” by Britney Spears
Written by Juliet Slutzker and Hannah Myers


Drosophila
Where you from? Are you a virgin?
Too bad for you, you might die in just a second.
When I put you in a chamber, you’ll be killed by a stranger
I know how you’ll die, how you’ll die VIRGIN!

Etherizer, Ether-Etherizer
Death by Etherizer oh
Etherizer oh Etherize the virgins, baby.

You you you’ll die, you you you’ll die
Etherizer Etherizer Etherizer ETHERIZER.

Fly don’t try to front I-I know just-just how you’ll di-i-ie (x2)

You think you’re livin’
I’m not forgivin’
So come on virgin
Etherizer

Pointy butt
Lookin’ for a hook up
Curly wings and other traits that we’ll look up
If you’re not a juicy one,
Then you can’t be a choosey one
I know how you’ll die, how you’ll die VIRGIN!

Etherizer, Ether-Etherizer
Death by Etherizer oh
Etherizer oh Etherize the virgins, baby.

You you you’ll die, you you you’ll die
Etherizer Etherizer Etherizer ETHERIZER.

Fly don’t try to front I-I know just-just how you’ll di-i-ie (x2)

You think you’re livin’
I’m not forgivin’
So come on virgin
Etherizer

Maybe if we both lived in a different world (Etherizer, etherizer etherizer)
You would live and have your boys and your girls
But you can’t ‘cause I’ll kill youuu.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

So tell me...

what do you think of the PedEgg?

Friday, February 6, 2009

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Ho-lee Ess.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4OmQrzyLlE

go now.